No! You have to count every calorie meticulously, swap every meal for boring salad and run ten miles every day!

I'm way too busy to do any of that, I get chronic hunger pains before bed and I'm also a super taster which means anything but KFC, donuts and coca cola is super unpalatable to me!

How dare you insinuate that I'm obese because I can't just eat a little less, you don't know my body, my will power is actually amazing except when it comes to putting down the fork! Eating a bit less is extremely hard you fucking fat hater!