I rebuilt my personal website and finally took all my stuff off WP. This was long time coming, I almost never visit my own website so it was just lingering and not being updated. Which as we all know in WP land is a death sentence.
To avoid bringing shame to my domain, I converted it to a simple HTML site with no DB and a smidge of JS flare, and now I can just forget about it. I also learned how Cloudflare Pages and Workers work in the process, making this a win win.