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[–] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's where you're wrong on two accounts, first off the counter comes up to my waist so I'm not wearing any pants. Second, I put my wiener in the cup while I long pour the milkshake.

Next you're going to tell me you don't believe I shove every straw up my pee hole without anyone noticing but the secret is I always keep one in the chamber.

I'm a master of slight of hand.

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