I'd love for Spez to have the same experience I'm having with a kidney stone.

I hope when he gets canned they also ban him from the site itself.

Yeah, kinda like a long, slimy tail. Dragging on the ground when he walks down the street, getting dirt and cigarette butts stuck to it. He'd have to kinda throw it over his shoulder to keep it from getting stepped on, so occasionally it would fart sadly, right next to his face.