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Anon orders food (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

They probably mean a 4 minute drive, which would be like a 30 minute walk, assuming you can cross the 6-lane monstrosity of a road that the pizza place is on without being smushed by a lifted F-250.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Or half a mile if you have a couple junctions with red lights ahead, like around the block. Anon could've been living in a flat over said pizza joint for all we know. Or they are just a liar, who also have a crush on delivery driver, so they order pizza to see them again.

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