Nah, I was joking. I tried 3 apps this month:

1. Fet — shows you ads on every move. Even to check your gallery you need to watch full screen ad. Patched this out by luckypatcher - still shows ads now and then. Swaps are limited in free account. No commenting either. No one answered to my messages, nor messaged me. Uses imperial system instead of metric, you can switch it if you verify your account apparently, but I couldn't: my country not supported.
2. Bumpy — couldn't bare onboarding video that bugged out and started showing each time I launch app. Like, straight up unskippable video about "how great this app is" for about 3 minutes. Also, profile strictly moderated, couldn't even put my discord/telegram, got blocked. Also-also, uses imperial system instead of metric (I live in Europe) and you can't switch it at all.
3. Velvet — paid account required for most things, "Delete account" button throws 404 error (you can't delete account), "Support&help" doesn't react (probably dummy button and not mapped anywhere), there no profiles unless you max out range (capped for free account at 50km I believe) and then it will show one profile - app just a fraud.

So yeah, nah, I'm done for now. It's not even dating itself that sucks, but even experience of getting there.