A Burglar breaks into two homes.

One Had a Dog. The told the man to leave or he will bark and wake up his master and then bite him until he leaves.

The Burglar does so.

The burglar then breaks into the second home. The the burglar meets a cat. The cat kooks at him with disdain.

The cat then proceeds to tell the burglar to keep the noise down and to not forget to fill up his food bowl before he leaves.