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[–] 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I think the environmental knock-on effect of wiping out all gorillas might cause more than one human to die in the future, directly or indirectly.

Also, gorilla dicks are small and they cum pretty much instantly, so you could easily get through all gorillas on Earth in an afternoon. Matt Walsh might get it done in 20 minutes, what with his extensive experience of sucking huge amounts of dick on Twitter.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    How do you know the last part?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    In this case, "sucking dick" is a euphemism for "having your ass handed to you constantly and easily". Kinda like how "I fucked the dog" means "I messed that up badly" and not "I literally fucked a dog".

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