Bidets not being standard everywhere is a truly bizarre course for history to have taken.

I didn’t understand it until I installed a bidet.

Now shitting anywhere but Home Toilet and two friends’ houses feels horrible.

Non bidet user detected

Toilet paper itself is probably one of the most “elitist” things ever, one of the bajillions of unnecessary capitalist contradictions, huge source of pollution, and unhealthy, but very profitable so status quo it is