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Paid shitposting (lemmy.ml)
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[–] 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

While I love the idea of pooping on company time, I much prefer my own bathroom with a bidet and good quality toilet paper.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    This is the most elitist shit I've ever read

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I didn’t understand it until I installed a bidet.

    Now shitting anywhere but Home Toilet and two friends’ houses feels horrible.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago*

    Toilet paper itself is probably one of the most “elitist” things ever, one of the bajillions of unnecessary capitalist contradictions, huge source of pollution, and unhealthy, but very profitable so status quo it is

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  • [–] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I tried a portable bidet but it doesn't hold enough water. So I got a handheld bidet and I can't fathom how anybody's supposed to use that (especially with the trigger right in the splashback zone). Perhaps my only option is spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on a built in one.

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