▲ 50 ▼ Unconfirmed Rumors (sh.itjust.works) submitted 2 weeks ago by sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 10 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works [S] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) That would be a great loss to society permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RedMari@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) What's wrong with him? Asking honestly as a young person who only knows him from Wayne's World permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) It's a joke about mitch McConnell who looks remarkably like a turtle and is allegedly braindead in a hospital right now. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RedMari@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Lol that was my first thought but i doubted it from the conviction in this post. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) What we know is that he was given CPR and you only give CPR to someone who is not breathing and has no pulse and doesn't respond to anything. We also know that "they found him" in that state ..no breathing and no heartbeat. So it's safe to assume that he's basically done. Plus the guy is basically a bag of mushy potatoes so after CPR we can Assume he has at least one or more rib, which is reported to be very painful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RedMari@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago Oh yeah i know the mcconnel stuff. Just didn't get the carvey connection right away permalink fedilink source parent [–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RedMari@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) What's wrong with him? Asking honestly as a young person who only knows him from Wayne's World permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) It's a joke about mitch McConnell who looks remarkably like a turtle and is allegedly braindead in a hospital right now. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RedMari@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Lol that was my first thought but i doubted it from the conviction in this post. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) What we know is that he was given CPR and you only give CPR to someone who is not breathing and has no pulse and doesn't respond to anything. We also know that "they found him" in that state ..no breathing and no heartbeat. So it's safe to assume that he's basically done. Plus the guy is basically a bag of mushy potatoes so after CPR we can Assume he has at least one or more rib, which is reported to be very painful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RedMari@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago Oh yeah i know the mcconnel stuff. Just didn't get the carvey connection right away permalink fedilink source parent [–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children) It's a joke about mitch McConnell who looks remarkably like a turtle and is allegedly braindead in a hospital right now. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RedMari@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Lol that was my first thought but i doubted it from the conviction in this post. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) What we know is that he was given CPR and you only give CPR to someone who is not breathing and has no pulse and doesn't respond to anything. We also know that "they found him" in that state ..no breathing and no heartbeat. So it's safe to assume that he's basically done. Plus the guy is basically a bag of mushy potatoes so after CPR we can Assume he has at least one or more rib, which is reported to be very painful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RedMari@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago Oh yeah i know the mcconnel stuff. Just didn't get the carvey connection right away permalink fedilink source parent [–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RedMari@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) Lol that was my first thought but i doubted it from the conviction in this post. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) What we know is that he was given CPR and you only give CPR to someone who is not breathing and has no pulse and doesn't respond to anything. We also know that "they found him" in that state ..no breathing and no heartbeat. So it's safe to assume that he's basically done. Plus the guy is basically a bag of mushy potatoes so after CPR we can Assume he has at least one or more rib, which is reported to be very painful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RedMari@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago Oh yeah i know the mcconnel stuff. Just didn't get the carvey connection right away permalink fedilink source parent
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child) What we know is that he was given CPR and you only give CPR to someone who is not breathing and has no pulse and doesn't respond to anything. We also know that "they found him" in that state ..no breathing and no heartbeat. So it's safe to assume that he's basically done. Plus the guy is basically a bag of mushy potatoes so after CPR we can Assume he has at least one or more rib, which is reported to be very painful. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RedMari@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago Oh yeah i know the mcconnel stuff. Just didn't get the carvey connection right away permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RedMari@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago Oh yeah i know the mcconnel stuff. Just didn't get the carvey connection right away permalink fedilink source parent
