Wow, I literally live in the developing world and most of the stories here are worse than mine.

All I've got is the time I did the Q2 accounting with an open head wound I didn't clearly remember getting -- although it was more scary looking than actually dangerous. I've been hospitalized for overwork a couple of times. The ceiling fell on me once, but it wasn't that heavy. Pretty mild stuff compared to a nurse or convenience store clerk in the West.