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[–] 55 points 1 month ago (1 child)

Indefinite free loan to an animal sanctuary.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    That counts as giving it away. You'd probably need to rent it out at the steep price of €1/year.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    That counts as selling it. You have to create a shell corporation that owns the elephant and then create a co-ownership agreement with a zoo that guarantees that they house it in exchange for the profits that it generates.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Literally does not. I own the elephant in perpetuity and reserve the eternal right to reclaim it at any time, for any reason - I am the legal owner of record, now and forever. It's the same relationship you have with digital media, except I never took an upfront fee.

    If you still disagree, I'll see you in court.

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