▲ 686 ▼ stony tony (lemmy.ca) submitted 2 months ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 124 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 8 points 2 months ago (1 child) so when I say "go fuck yourself" it's really just wishful thinking on my end. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago Nah nah. When they say "go fuck yourself" and you reply "too late", drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff. Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don't take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all... But that's their problem now. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago Nah nah. When they say "go fuck yourself" and you reply "too late", drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff. Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don't take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all... But that's their problem now. permalink fedilink source parent
