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[–] 190 points 2 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 166 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.

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  • [–] 46 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    you can do so much more with tongues

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  • [–] 110 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    What a fascinating combination of posts

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    [–] 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.

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  • [–] 65 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it's been an hour and you're just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you're finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    Eh that wouldn't work on me. Being told that I can't cum kinda causes it... And if I've been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.

    I guess I'd have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.

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    [–] 52 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.

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    [–] 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Tony does not understand vaginas.

    Don't be like Tony.

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    [–] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 27 points 2 months ago

    Well you see, when a person gets very lonely...

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago

    Tony too innocent for this world. 🥀

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    For post stamps, obviously.

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    [–] 17 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Tony doesn’t know about the tootsie-pop, smh

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    [–] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.

    Of course, they're also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?

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    [–] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Bidets are about to see a new evolution.

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    [–] 16 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    LIVE HOMO ERECTUS REACTION

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    [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    Those of us that know, know

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    I can't wait to buy my anime waifu bot.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Blowjob and pussy licking.

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    [–] 13 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I do have a couple of thousand ideas. None of them is NSFW...

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    [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    God damn it Tony.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    Lick your elbow?

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago

    It's to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Hopefully they have no teeth

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    [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    women would probably love it

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    How much time ya got, buddy?

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