Transcript[A dog is walked by an old lady wrapped in a blanket siting in a wheelchair]
Old Lady: A doggo!
[Close up of the old ladyβs happy, yet not all there expression]
Old Lady: A heccin good pupper.
[A Nurse rushes to the Old Ladyβs chair. The dog stairs at the Old Lady, the owner off screen]
Old Lady: 13/10 good boi.
Dog Owner: huh?
[The nurse wheels the Old Lady away]
Nurse: Donβt worry no one understands her-
Old Lady: Could be a fren.
This is what I love about any movie/tv show/book/novel/short story about the future .... it's all spoken in the same language that we all understand now.
But if we could listen to regular everyday English spoken in North America 100 years ago, it would sound a bit off and unusual. Listen to English as it was spoken in England 300 years ago and it would probably sound very strange and unsual, go back to 500 years ago and we would probably have a hard time understanding.
The same thing is going to happen in the future (IF there is any kind of future and we don't blow ourselves up or kill ourselves off in some unusual, creative and complicated way) ... historians will listen to recordings of how we talk today and think of us in the same way we think about someone from 1800. Go even far into the future about 500 years and someone from 2526 will probably not be able to understand anything we're saying unless they use a translator of some kind. Those people 500 years from now will probably look back us like we're making grunting sounds like some cave people from prehistory.