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Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down as Apple's chief executive officer, and hardware engineering chief John Ternus is set to take over September1st, Apple announced today. (www.macrumors.com)
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[–] 71 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I believe his name is John Apple now.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Are Tim Apple and John Apple somehow related?

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    They are from the Apple clan of Japan, or wherever part of China Apple is from, which has a rich history and leadership of the clan is periodically passed to a successor. This dates back to the fall of the great Steve Apple who was killed by Jewish space lasers that gave him cancer. There is a long voting process involved to select the new leader of the Apple clan and dedicated followers wait patiently for a white air drop that signals the new clan leader has been chosen. As an additional fact John Apple's grandmother was from clan Wutang which has made this choice highly controversial.

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