Cute!

Kojima:

We added Very Easy Mode

Also Kojima:

Get good or wear the chicken hat

Earlier captain

I have this one for a user named after a famous Star Trek captain:

Tesseract douche

The exception that proves the rule?

In an alternate reality, they are just hoards of ice monsters

From an international perspective, we know:

• New York
• LA
• Washington DC
• Miami
• Las Vegas
• New Orleans
• San Francisco
• Chicago
• Boston
• Houston
• Philadelphia
• Seattle

Is there anywhere else that’s a world-renowned contender?

The last handful on there are probably in name only, and we couldn’t tell them apart. The top spots probably have the most distinct flavours and/or famous landmarks

The bows on the handrail are pretty, they’re a rarity. Feels more Applejack (is there an orchard?)

On a complete tangent, those hobbits would’ve got a lot more pats and tousles from their human friends irl, they are so adorable

Edit: specism, all their taller friends would’ve found them adorable

Time flies

They hadn’t made any food, and it doesn’t sound like they ever made this food. They hired chefs after they opened to make smash burgers… fml like if they even had any idea what food was this wouldn’t have happened.

They wanted to open a business, they probably just asked an LLM for a [target audienece] selection of foods and that was it. Probably a deserved indictment

Not a great time to be opening a restaurant tbh