▲ 156 ▼ kamikazed herself (files.catbox.moe) submitted 2 years ago by nave@lemmy.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 22 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (2 children) Have you met babies? They are eating, pooping, suicide machines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] dingus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) It sure seems that way! Have you heard of that game where you have to constant try to prevent the baby from suiciding lol?? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] codRL@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Yeah I lived through that simulation with my daughter up to age 3. Edit: loved to lived permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hope she grew out of it after age 3, and didn't just like... win the game. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] codRL@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago She grew out of it! My comment was kind of ominous now that I look back on it, haha! permalink fedilink source parent [–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Best is when you're holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that's when they decide to go for a gold medal landing. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Can you blame them? Two people decide to fuck each other and then a whole-ass new person has to work and pay taxes and suffer for 80 years? I'm still not over it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] tym@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 6 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dingus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) It sure seems that way! Have you heard of that game where you have to constant try to prevent the baby from suiciding lol?? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] codRL@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Yeah I lived through that simulation with my daughter up to age 3. Edit: loved to lived permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hope she grew out of it after age 3, and didn't just like... win the game. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] codRL@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago She grew out of it! My comment was kind of ominous now that I look back on it, haha! permalink fedilink source parent [–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Best is when you're holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that's when they decide to go for a gold medal landing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] codRL@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Yeah I lived through that simulation with my daughter up to age 3. Edit: loved to lived permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hope she grew out of it after age 3, and didn't just like... win the game. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] codRL@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago She grew out of it! My comment was kind of ominous now that I look back on it, haha! permalink fedilink source parent [–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Best is when you're holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that's when they decide to go for a gold medal landing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) I hope she grew out of it after age 3, and didn't just like... win the game. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] codRL@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago She grew out of it! My comment was kind of ominous now that I look back on it, haha! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] codRL@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago She grew out of it! My comment was kind of ominous now that I look back on it, haha! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Best is when you're holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that's when they decide to go for a gold medal landing. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Can you blame them? Two people decide to fuck each other and then a whole-ass new person has to work and pay taxes and suffer for 80 years? I'm still not over it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] tym@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 6 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] tym@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 6 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent