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kamikazed herself (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How did that even happen? It looks like some invisible force yeeted the baby to the side?

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Have you met babies? They are eating, pooping, suicide machines.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It sure seems that way! Have you heard of that game where you have to constant try to prevent the baby from suiciding lol??

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Yeah I lived through that simulation with my daughter up to age 3.

    Edit: loved to lived

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In a fit of rage, she threw her self back in preparation for a rolling tantrum without anything to catch her.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    It's like a toddlers oldest instinct, just flex all of the back muscles and fly backwards. I'd be sitting on the floor with my son, tell him to stop throwing toys, boom, head hits the floor.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Toddler Crackhead Energy +physics. She flexed her back pretty suddenly. Toddlers are pretty top heavy, and that arm rest is kinda rounded, so... flop, thunk.

    The momentum kept the head out of harm's way, though, so that's nice.

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