386
I finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment". (programming.dev)
submitted 4 months ago* by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
43 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 53 points 4 months ago (1 child)

How To Convince Your Boss To Ditch Windows

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
    •
  • [–] [S] 38 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Just tell your boss it’s a mandatory Windows 11 'Surface Tension' update. If the windows didn't break, how would you know they're made of glass? OwO

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
    •
  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Liquid glass doesn't break because it isn't mounted ina windows or is it because it's liquid?

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
    •
  • [–] [S] 4 points 4 months ago

    It's because liquid glass has zero surface tension until it hits the user32.dll barrier. I haven't implemented 'viscosity' in the physics engine yet, so for now, the UI remains in a solid, shatter-prone state. Windows 11: The Glass Update.

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent