Putting on my playlist of pirate music.
Broke: "Ugh, I need to sweep, mop, and do the dishes."
Woke: "ARRR, IT BE TIME TO BE SWABBIN' THE DECK, YE SCURVY BILGE RAT!! AN' WASH ALL O' THE DISHES IN THE GALLEY, OR YE'LL BE WALKIN' THE PLANK!!"
Edit: Ye asked fer the map to me hidden treasure. Here it be, me hearties!