But he was always sucking on his fags and he paid for them fair and square.

And do you have any idea how high fags are taxed in this day and age?

It's not like when I was a boy. I was sucking fags left and right without a care in the world about paying for them. Granted pretty often they were the cheaper sort that you got from cruise-boats, tax free.

Pic related, it's one of those boats for cruising. I've also heard them referred to as "fuckboats" but honestly it's more the tax-free that pulls in people.