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TIL it takes the average mammal 12 seconds to poop. (www.pbs.org)

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 90 points 5 months ago (5 children)

they don't have to wipe

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[–] svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 79 points 5 months ago

They don't have doom to scroll

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[–] ileftredditforthis@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

I mean, you don’t HAVE to wipe!

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[–] happysplinter@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Not if you do a deep enough squat!

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[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Or you could get some helping hands to spread those cheeks further

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 6 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

I just stand in the shower and drag my fingers through mud valley then waffle stomp the rest down the drain.

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[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Why wipe? Shitting yourself is the new path to power in 2026.

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[–] Archer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

The President does it, after all

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[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

They can also just take a dump where ever they stand

I tend to wait till i can get to a restroom

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[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Not dogs though. If they don't work hard to find the perfect pooping spot, they ain't pooping.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 5 months ago*

Obviously the perfect spot is the corner of the basement, back behind the clothes washing machine, as this is both safe from predators and far enough outside the living area to not spread disease. Unfortunately the humans do not allow this, so we must search daily for a new outdoor area which is suitable.

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[–] tyrant@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Or check the lemmings. ... Slightly awkward

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