It snapped and wound itself back inside the mechanism inaccessibly, and I became the freak wandering round with a belt attached to his dog, trying to make it home before his trousers fell down.

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[–] 6 points 5 months ago

Hey, the important thing is that you made it home without dropping trou. Did you have to pass, say, a school at any point? Now THAT’S a story… and possibly an arrest.

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