▲ 234 ▼ This is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumpers (lemmy.world) submitted 6 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 44 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago (5 children) Go back to OLD old Olympics. Everyone naked permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (1 child) The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago* That is just how the olympics and pro sports works. 95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren't trying to engineer victory. This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: "endurance sitting" "quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box" etc permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Would make the Winter Olympics quite challenging! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago No one said the olympics is easy. Is it 3 weeks no food, 3 days no water, 3 hours no shelter (from the elements)? So make sure every game is less than 1hr30min at the high end. permalink fedilink source parent [–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago They’ll have to make a new rule banning the batwing permalink fedilink source parent [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Especially the judges and spectators permalink fedilink source parent [–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago Olimpics permalink fedilink source parent
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (1 child) The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago* That is just how the olympics and pro sports works. 95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren't trying to engineer victory. This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: "endurance sitting" "quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box" etc permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago* That is just how the olympics and pro sports works. 95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren't trying to engineer victory. This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: "endurance sitting" "quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box" etc permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago (1 child) Would make the Winter Olympics quite challenging! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago No one said the olympics is easy. Is it 3 weeks no food, 3 days no water, 3 hours no shelter (from the elements)? So make sure every game is less than 1hr30min at the high end. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 point 6 months ago No one said the olympics is easy. Is it 3 weeks no food, 3 days no water, 3 hours no shelter (from the elements)? So make sure every game is less than 1hr30min at the high end. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago They’ll have to make a new rule banning the batwing permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago Especially the judges and spectators permalink fedilink source parent
