Turns out all you need is a Supreme Court majority on your side and you can wipe your ass with the Constitution.

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[–] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It is legal to booty trap your own house. Unrelated, just a funny thought.

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  • [–] 28 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Its not, but if you are going to Home Alone a bunch of ICE agents illegally entering your house, please record that shit. If its funny enough the jury will absolutely not convict you.

    Imagine those fucks stepping on toy cars and sliding down a stairwell or being hit with powdered sugar and then set on fire.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    No, that's illegal. But AFAIK in all states you can wait inside your door with a shotgun and blast anyone who breaks into your home illegally.

    Better yet, you have the constitutional right to organize 30 or your neighbors to use guns to protect each other from marauding thugs.

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