* Calls 911 *

"Name your drink, McDonald's has it. For the special..."

* 30 seconds later *

"Thank you for calling 911.
For reporting a burglary, press 1.
If you are being chased by an armed person, press 2.
....
For an ambulance, press 14.
If you want to talk to an operator, press 0."

* Presses 0 *

This call is being recorded for training and monitoring purposes. You will be connected to an operator after the beep.

* Beep *

"Hello I'm Haley 9000, an AI powered voice operator. How can I help you?"