▲ 1229 ▼ Insider trading, but make it worse (lemmy.world) submitted 7 months ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world 129 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 child) So, I can bet on whether I'm gonna shit my pants this year? Great way to lift my spirits if I were to shit my pants. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 child) You'd have to convince enough people that you aren't going to shit your pants first "@fartographer@lemmy.world" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) Hey y'all. It's been a while since I've shit my pants. And I really think I can make it a full year this time! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) If you offer enough odds, someone would take it just to make you shit your pants and prove it. A one penny bet with $10,000 payout? Maybe you forget about it and come 2026 some idiot takes you for a wad-o-cash. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago I'm not 100% sure that I follow what you're saying, but it sounds like you're calling me an idiot who is gonna win $10,000??? This is so exciting! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 child) You'd have to convince enough people that you aren't going to shit your pants first "@fartographer@lemmy.world" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) Hey y'all. It's been a while since I've shit my pants. And I really think I can make it a full year this time! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) If you offer enough odds, someone would take it just to make you shit your pants and prove it. A one penny bet with $10,000 payout? Maybe you forget about it and come 2026 some idiot takes you for a wad-o-cash. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago I'm not 100% sure that I follow what you're saying, but it sounds like you're calling me an idiot who is gonna win $10,000??? This is so exciting! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 child) Hey y'all. It's been a while since I've shit my pants. And I really think I can make it a full year this time! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) If you offer enough odds, someone would take it just to make you shit your pants and prove it. A one penny bet with $10,000 payout? Maybe you forget about it and come 2026 some idiot takes you for a wad-o-cash. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago I'm not 100% sure that I follow what you're saying, but it sounds like you're calling me an idiot who is gonna win $10,000??? This is so exciting! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) If you offer enough odds, someone would take it just to make you shit your pants and prove it. A one penny bet with $10,000 payout? Maybe you forget about it and come 2026 some idiot takes you for a wad-o-cash. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago I'm not 100% sure that I follow what you're saying, but it sounds like you're calling me an idiot who is gonna win $10,000??? This is so exciting! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago I'm not 100% sure that I follow what you're saying, but it sounds like you're calling me an idiot who is gonna win $10,000??? This is so exciting! permalink fedilink source parent