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[–] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Which INCLUDES Trans and Brown CHILDREN so this is OK with Me!

-Republicans who Follow Jesus Christ!

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Conservatives would crucify Jesus Christ if he returned from the dead. Too woke.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    I mean his return would go over badly in general... He basically preached how people shouldn't worship him and make a religion out of him like all the time. He would probably shun most of his 2.6 billion followers if they didn't reform the entire basis of their religion.

    That's not even to mention supply side Christianity... I don't think Jesus can smite or is even allowed to harm, but I am sure he would have some scathing notes for his dad who is much less hesitant about causing harm.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    It's so sad that these republicans can never fully comprehend the depths of how much the Jesus they worship would absolutely loathe them.

    There'd be whole books written about feeding the poor, housing the homeless, healing the sick, dining with the sinners, and deprogramming the republicans.

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