I'll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I'm les, she's bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.

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[–] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm dad enough to suspect that my reaction to the stabbing would be "what the fork??"

And I'm 'tismo enough to seek corrective surgery to make sure the marks from the fork tines were in line.

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