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submitted 8 months ago by King@blackneon.net to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[+] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 183 points 8 months ago (11 children)

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 32 points 8 months ago

Jesus Christ

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 22 points 8 months ago (1 child)

This is art, but for the lack of mention of the piss spot on the far right. My guess is that he gave up on all decorum or hope for the future and started pissing almost over the side of the balcony. Then as he leaned over to see his last attempt to create something meaningful splash on the pavement below he looked a bit too far. It was not a planned act of finality, yet in that moment of weightlessness his last, fleeting thought was, "Probably for the best..."

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[–] Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero's piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was "What a beautiful day for rain"

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago

Fair. I missed the anteceding piss headwater. It pains me to think our antihero died perhaps with a full bladder.

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[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 child)

New copy-pasta arrives.

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[+] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

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[–] modus@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You ok, bro?

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[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Lol, none of us are.

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[+] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 8 months ago (1 child)

I heard that in Kim Katsuragi’s voice

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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

"You seem to be following me"

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[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Username doesn't match..

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Let's rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Superiocre_bard

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[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Also a Star Wars fan. The bottles on the right are the Millinium Falcon.

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[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

I knew this guy :/

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[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

That made me think of Jethro Tull - Aqualung

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[+] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 child)

a bunch of uke chords are 1 or 2 fingers, and due to the short finger board you can easily reach 6-8 frets in a single grip. It's easy to get into.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

It's just not the same as it was, bro.

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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

if only someone stopped him from falling over...

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