▲ 119 ▼ Horseshoe idea (lemmy.world) submitted 7 months ago by themaninblack@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world 38 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] mortn@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (2 children) Wtf? Why? Is this a joke I didn't get? permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago (4 children) Can you think of a more efficient way to give the horses radiation poisoning? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 months ago* (2 children) Having them eat something containing a radioactive isotope comes to mind... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] turdas@suppo.fi 8 points 7 months ago (4 children) Okay smart guy, but how about when you can't make them eat anything? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 months ago (1 child) Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can't make it eat. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago that's one my great great great grandfather used to say permalink fedilink source parent [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it permalink fedilink source parent [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago* (1 child) You can always get them to eat, I've never had a horse not eating when handfed... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) Tell me you've never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 7 months ago* U235 pellets in an apple...easy peasy permalink fedilink source parent [–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago Butt stuff. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago Make them eat horse shoes made out of uranium! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 child) Wouldn't a small nuke or dirty bomb work? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago Oh, sure, if your horses are all in the same place. permalink fedilink source parent [–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago (2 children) uhm... put them in a place with lots of radiation...? wait...why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago Cause permalink fedilink source parent [–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago I don't understand the question. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ulterno@programming.dev -2 points 7 months ago (1 child) I think mortn is unable to relate to the outcome (of giving horses radiation poisoning) being desirable. Kinda similar to people who can't get the Joker's desire to "See the world burn", which is why they don't understand his jokes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago I don't think anybody said it's desirable. It just has to be done. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago (2 children) A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve got radiation poisoning.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago That's not funny. Radiation poisoning is not funny. The horse should have something you can laugh at. Like full blown aids. Contracted from an African prostitute. It should be riddled with it. Now that's comedy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago ok that's funny permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago (4 children) Can you think of a more efficient way to give the horses radiation poisoning? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 months ago* (2 children) Having them eat something containing a radioactive isotope comes to mind... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] turdas@suppo.fi 8 points 7 months ago (4 children) Okay smart guy, but how about when you can't make them eat anything? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 months ago (1 child) Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can't make it eat. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago that's one my great great great grandfather used to say permalink fedilink source parent [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it permalink fedilink source parent [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago* (1 child) You can always get them to eat, I've never had a horse not eating when handfed... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) Tell me you've never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 7 months ago* U235 pellets in an apple...easy peasy permalink fedilink source parent [–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago Butt stuff. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago Make them eat horse shoes made out of uranium! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 child) Wouldn't a small nuke or dirty bomb work? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago Oh, sure, if your horses are all in the same place. permalink fedilink source parent [–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago (2 children) uhm... put them in a place with lots of radiation...? wait...why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago Cause permalink fedilink source parent [–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago I don't understand the question. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ulterno@programming.dev -2 points 7 months ago (1 child) I think mortn is unable to relate to the outcome (of giving horses radiation poisoning) being desirable. Kinda similar to people who can't get the Joker's desire to "See the world burn", which is why they don't understand his jokes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago I don't think anybody said it's desirable. It just has to be done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 months ago* (2 children) Having them eat something containing a radioactive isotope comes to mind... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] turdas@suppo.fi 8 points 7 months ago (4 children) Okay smart guy, but how about when you can't make them eat anything? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 months ago (1 child) Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can't make it eat. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago that's one my great great great grandfather used to say permalink fedilink source parent [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it permalink fedilink source parent [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago* (1 child) You can always get them to eat, I've never had a horse not eating when handfed... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) Tell me you've never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 7 months ago* U235 pellets in an apple...easy peasy permalink fedilink source parent [–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago Butt stuff. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago Make them eat horse shoes made out of uranium! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] turdas@suppo.fi 8 points 7 months ago (4 children) Okay smart guy, but how about when you can't make them eat anything? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 months ago (1 child) Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can't make it eat. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago that's one my great great great grandfather used to say permalink fedilink source parent [–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it permalink fedilink source parent [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago* (1 child) You can always get them to eat, I've never had a horse not eating when handfed... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) Tell me you've never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 7 months ago* U235 pellets in an apple...easy peasy permalink fedilink source parent [–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago Butt stuff. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dalvoron@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 months ago (1 child) Like in that famous idiom, you can lead a horse to radioactive pellets, but you can't make it eat. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago that's one my great great great grandfather used to say permalink fedilink source parent
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago that's one my great great great grandfather used to say permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 7 months ago You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago* (1 child) You can always get them to eat, I've never had a horse not eating when handfed... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) Tell me you've never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 7 months ago* U235 pellets in an apple...easy peasy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 child) Tell me you've never tried to feed a horse enriched uranium without telling me.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 7 months ago* U235 pellets in an apple...easy peasy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 7 months ago* U235 pellets in an apple...easy peasy permalink fedilink source parent
[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago Butt stuff. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago Make them eat horse shoes made out of uranium! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 child) Wouldn't a small nuke or dirty bomb work? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago Oh, sure, if your horses are all in the same place. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago Oh, sure, if your horses are all in the same place. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago (2 children) uhm... put them in a place with lots of radiation...? wait...why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago Cause permalink fedilink source parent [–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago I don't understand the question. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 point 7 months ago I don't understand the question. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ulterno@programming.dev -2 points 7 months ago (1 child) I think mortn is unable to relate to the outcome (of giving horses radiation poisoning) being desirable. Kinda similar to people who can't get the Joker's desire to "See the world burn", which is why they don't understand his jokes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago I don't think anybody said it's desirable. It just has to be done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago I don't think anybody said it's desirable. It just has to be done. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago (2 children) A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve got radiation poisoning.” permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago That's not funny. Radiation poisoning is not funny. The horse should have something you can laugh at. Like full blown aids. Contracted from an African prostitute. It should be riddled with it. Now that's comedy. permalink fedilink source parent [–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago ok that's funny permalink fedilink source parent
[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago That's not funny. Radiation poisoning is not funny. The horse should have something you can laugh at. Like full blown aids. Contracted from an African prostitute. It should be riddled with it. Now that's comedy. permalink fedilink source parent
