▲ 706 ▼ It's the company that counts (sh.itjust.works) submitted 8 months ago by Picasso@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/Couplememes@sh.itjust.works 98 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 16 points 8 months ago (1 child) A bidet permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 8 months ago (5 children) I'm talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] notabot@piefed.social 32 points 8 months ago (2 children) I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day. That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image. Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 child) A good wash cloth works wonders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child) I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child) Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago He's making inroads. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) I'll be honest, their comment didn't make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint. Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit. Words to live by permalink fedilink source parent [–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they've never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I've needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that's now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago Trim your butt hair so it gets easily cleaned in the shower permalink fedilink source parent [+] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) Not in my ass around my ass bud. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) A bidet with good water pressure permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 child) Pre-wash my ass before the shower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) That's a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago Might as well use your toothbrush at that point. permalink fedilink source parent [–] howrar@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago I learned a new word today. In biology, detritus (/dəˈtraɪtəs/ or /ˈdɛtrɪtəs/) is organic matter made up of the decomposing remains [...] of feces. [Source] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 8 months ago (5 children) I'm talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] notabot@piefed.social 32 points 8 months ago (2 children) I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day. That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image. Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 child) A good wash cloth works wonders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child) I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child) Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago He's making inroads. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) I'll be honest, their comment didn't make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint. Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit. Words to live by permalink fedilink source parent [–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they've never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I've needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that's now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit. permalink fedilink source parent [–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago Trim your butt hair so it gets easily cleaned in the shower permalink fedilink source parent [+] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) Not in my ass around my ass bud. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) A bidet with good water pressure permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 child) Pre-wash my ass before the shower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) That's a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago Might as well use your toothbrush at that point. permalink fedilink source parent [–] howrar@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago I learned a new word today. In biology, detritus (/dəˈtraɪtəs/ or /ˈdɛtrɪtəs/) is organic matter made up of the decomposing remains [...] of feces. [Source] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] notabot@piefed.social 32 points 8 months ago (2 children) I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day. That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image. Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 child) A good wash cloth works wonders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child) I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child) Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago He's making inroads. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) I'll be honest, their comment didn't make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint. Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit. Words to live by permalink fedilink source parent [–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they've never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I've needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that's now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 child) A good wash cloth works wonders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child) I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child) Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago He's making inroads. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child) I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child) Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago He's making inroads. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 child) Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago He's making inroads. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago He's making inroads. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (2 children) I'll be honest, their comment didn't make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint. Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit. Words to live by permalink fedilink source parent [–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they've never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I've needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that's now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 8 months ago Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit. Words to live by permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they've never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I've needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that's now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago Trim your butt hair so it gets easily cleaned in the shower permalink fedilink source parent
[+] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) Not in my ass around my ass bud. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) Not in my ass around my ass bud. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago (1 child) A bidet with good water pressure permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 child) Pre-wash my ass before the shower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) That's a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago Might as well use your toothbrush at that point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 child) Pre-wash my ass before the shower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) That's a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago Might as well use your toothbrush at that point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Yes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) That's a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago Might as well use your toothbrush at that point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 child) That's a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago Might as well use your toothbrush at that point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago Might as well use your toothbrush at that point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago I learned a new word today. In biology, detritus (/dəˈtraɪtəs/ or /ˈdɛtrɪtəs/) is organic matter made up of the decomposing remains [...] of feces. [Source] permalink fedilink source parent
