▲ 1132 ▼ "I never thought they'd eat MY face!" (lemmy.dbzer0.com) submitted 8 months ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/leopardsatemyface@lemmy.world 142 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] kingshrubb@lemmy.ml 116 points 8 months ago (8 children) This guy seems like a real scrotum. permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago He should been hurt way more. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works 35 points 8 months ago "We are so back..." (wards) permalink fedilink source parent [–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 32 points 8 months ago (4 children) "Women, back to kitchen" Lmao, my dad cooks better than my mom, and my mom can't even cook, and she happens to make the most money. Did I grow up in an inverted household? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 16 points 8 months ago Bro seriously! Also cooking for yourself is rewarding in its own right. Like it is literally part of being a complete person. Also guaranteed this fucker would never talk like this IRL. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago* (1 child) you are being oppressed. do not resist us. you will be freed from your oppression. *I grew up similarly to you permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) God pls no, no one deserves to be forced fed mom's cooking... that's a fate worse than death. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago He's the type to pray before meals ... because his mom cooks them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) Worlds best chefs are all men. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [+] Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world -3 points 8 months ago* [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago No he isn't. Scrotums are useful. permalink fedilink source parent [–] yakko@feddit.uk 10 points 8 months ago (2 children) He thinks he's going to get a repeal of Loving v. Virginia? Who does he think the vice president is married to? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Wahots@pawb.social 12 points 8 months ago (1 child) The president married an immigrant too, lol. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 8 months ago (2 children) Usha Vance isn't an immigrant to be fair permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Wahots@pawb.social 3 points 8 months ago Oh no, I meant Melina. Though Usha needs to find a better guy. Good lord, haha. permalink fedilink source parent [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago* (1 child) Option A: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." Option B: that's how Vance plans to get out of it and go after Charlie Kirk's wife next permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 8 months ago You're on the money, maybe in both cases. Pointing out the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of these men does not challenge them anyway. They are comfortable with their madness, I know this. The jokes are only for us at this point. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 8 points 8 months ago (1 child) This has got to be a satire account ? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 months ago You could say that about the entire US permalink fedilink source parent [–] EponymousBosh@awful.systems 6 points 8 months ago Hemp farmers, back to the unemployment office... permalink fedilink source parent [–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago How does he believe these things and yet also choose to sell weed? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago He should been hurt way more. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works 35 points 8 months ago "We are so back..." (wards) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 32 points 8 months ago (4 children) "Women, back to kitchen" Lmao, my dad cooks better than my mom, and my mom can't even cook, and she happens to make the most money. Did I grow up in an inverted household? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 16 points 8 months ago Bro seriously! Also cooking for yourself is rewarding in its own right. Like it is literally part of being a complete person. Also guaranteed this fucker would never talk like this IRL. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago* (1 child) you are being oppressed. do not resist us. you will be freed from your oppression. *I grew up similarly to you permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) God pls no, no one deserves to be forced fed mom's cooking... that's a fate worse than death. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago He's the type to pray before meals ... because his mom cooks them. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) Worlds best chefs are all men. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [+] Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world -3 points 8 months ago* [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 16 points 8 months ago Bro seriously! Also cooking for yourself is rewarding in its own right. Like it is literally part of being a complete person. Also guaranteed this fucker would never talk like this IRL. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago* (1 child) you are being oppressed. do not resist us. you will be freed from your oppression. *I grew up similarly to you permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) God pls no, no one deserves to be forced fed mom's cooking... that's a fate worse than death. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago He's the type to pray before meals ... because his mom cooks them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) God pls no, no one deserves to be forced fed mom's cooking... that's a fate worse than death. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago He's the type to pray before meals ... because his mom cooks them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago He's the type to pray before meals ... because his mom cooks them. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) Worlds best chefs are all men. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world -2 points 8 months ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world -3 points 8 months ago* [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago No he isn't. Scrotums are useful. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 10 points 8 months ago (2 children) He thinks he's going to get a repeal of Loving v. Virginia? Who does he think the vice president is married to? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Wahots@pawb.social 12 points 8 months ago (1 child) The president married an immigrant too, lol. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 8 months ago (2 children) Usha Vance isn't an immigrant to be fair permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Wahots@pawb.social 3 points 8 months ago Oh no, I meant Melina. Though Usha needs to find a better guy. Good lord, haha. permalink fedilink source parent [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago* (1 child) Option A: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." Option B: that's how Vance plans to get out of it and go after Charlie Kirk's wife next permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 8 months ago You're on the money, maybe in both cases. Pointing out the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of these men does not challenge them anyway. They are comfortable with their madness, I know this. The jokes are only for us at this point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wahots@pawb.social 12 points 8 months ago (1 child) The president married an immigrant too, lol. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 8 months ago (2 children) Usha Vance isn't an immigrant to be fair permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Wahots@pawb.social 3 points 8 months ago Oh no, I meant Melina. Though Usha needs to find a better guy. Good lord, haha. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 8 months ago (2 children) Usha Vance isn't an immigrant to be fair permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [+] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Wahots@pawb.social 3 points 8 months ago Oh no, I meant Melina. Though Usha needs to find a better guy. Good lord, haha. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wahots@pawb.social 3 points 8 months ago Oh no, I meant Melina. Though Usha needs to find a better guy. Good lord, haha. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago* (1 child) Option A: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." Option B: that's how Vance plans to get out of it and go after Charlie Kirk's wife next permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 8 months ago You're on the money, maybe in both cases. Pointing out the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of these men does not challenge them anyway. They are comfortable with their madness, I know this. The jokes are only for us at this point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 8 months ago You're on the money, maybe in both cases. Pointing out the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of these men does not challenge them anyway. They are comfortable with their madness, I know this. The jokes are only for us at this point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 8 points 8 months ago (1 child) This has got to be a satire account ? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 months ago You could say that about the entire US permalink fedilink source parent
[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 months ago You could say that about the entire US permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EponymousBosh@awful.systems 6 points 8 months ago Hemp farmers, back to the unemployment office... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago How does he believe these things and yet also choose to sell weed? permalink fedilink source parent