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You have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do? (lemmy.ml)
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[โ€“] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Its a Mary Poppins umbrella that floats you gently to the ground. And a laser shoots from the top.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Wouldn't you want the lasers to shoot from the sides? How likely is there to be an enemy above you as you float to the ground?

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