I’ll take an entire floor for the cost of one bachelor unit.

If you think that’s not fair to the building owner, I agree, they made a bad investment.

This might come as a shock to you but, human dignity doesn't give a fuck about commercial real state value. Because commercial real estate owners don't give a fuck about human dignity. So reciprocating the same level of care is fine for most.

if only there was a solution that wouldnt immediately destroy billions of dollars in commercial real estate.

Please. Will somebody think of the poor poor investors?

You may be correct but we need to think of solutions. Not just rely on conventional wisdom thats says it's not possible by current standards

most standard office floors dont have more than two or maybe 3 restrooms

Oh no! Too bad they don't sell common plumbing supplies at the Home Goddamned Depot.