Ssh... some of the fandroids still believe they have headphone jacks, memory cards, back buttons, and sideloading.

They still do have sideloading for another year or so.

But I's sure when Google has taken away all the things that made Android different from Apple, they're going to stop collecting your user data and selling it to the highest bidder now that Android flagships are more expensive than iPhones? I'm so sure they will... Any time now. /s