I’m hot and stinky and sticky and I hate living. I need to take a shower!

I’m planning on exercising today, I can’t take a shower until I do that

When should I exercise? I have things to do for work. After I do those things, then!

oh it’s close to lunch time. I’m going to eat.

the dishwasher isn’t unloaded. I’ll do that.

the kitchen rag needs to go to the laundry

oh I should get my clothes into the washing machine

And that’s how I’m cleaning the toilets instead of taking a shower and it’s 6pm and I haven’t worked or worked out or showered and fuuuuuuu