▲ 892 ▼ Anon deals with crows (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com) submitted 10 months ago by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works 94 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago (4 children) I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 child) yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer…. they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago (2 children) Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago Feed crows, do crimes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago I think so too, but how are their teaching skills? I want to cause a multi-generational problem of raccoons robbing vending machines. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) A black bear in the Adirondacks (her name was Yellow-Yellow) learned and is believed to have taught her cubs how to open BearVault canisters. she was shot in 2012 but Adirondack bears continue chewing through canisters... permalink fedilink source parent [–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago (1 child) yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer…. they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago (2 children) Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago Feed crows, do crimes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago (2 children) Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago Feed crows, do crimes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime… permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago Feed crows, do crimes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 child) Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago I think so too, but how are their teaching skills? I want to cause a multi-generational problem of raccoons robbing vending machines. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago I think so too, but how are their teaching skills? I want to cause a multi-generational problem of raccoons robbing vending machines. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) A black bear in the Adirondacks (her name was Yellow-Yellow) learned and is believed to have taught her cubs how to open BearVault canisters. she was shot in 2012 but Adirondack bears continue chewing through canisters... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think) permalink fedilink source parent