Zorsith comments on Anon deals with crows

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho

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[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

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[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Yeah but you're only supposed to do 1 crime at a time

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[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 10 months ago

did you know, every time you throw away a battery you’re committing a felony?

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[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

Feed crows, do crimes.

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