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[–] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Whatever increases the net happiness in the world. 🙂

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A utilitarian, eh? So, a group of men with runaway diarrhea are going to shit in five toilets who do not want to be shit in. You have no way of stopping them, but if you pull a lever they will instead be diverted to a single toilet-that-does-not-want-to-be-shit-in. What is the correct action to take in this scenario?

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[–] Reddit_Is_Trash@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago

All, the natural evolution to the trolly-problem

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[–] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

To shit on something that isn't sentient that doesn't want to be shit on. Possibly the ground where it can be used as fertilizer for plants.

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

Damn. We have a different problem here, the group of army men don't want to shit together in the same toilet.

I never thought of the trolley problem with a sentient trolley

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