Instead of using this new pathetic armoured golf cart, maybe Trump should use one of these cars as a golf cart.

It'd sink in a water hazard.

But he has multiple of them. So just use a spare!

It'd get graffitied, set on fire by protestors, and then sunk into a water hazard.

But luckily there's many more of them available! So pick another spare.

And would you look at that, now he has the strongest golf cart money can buy!