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So this is math, is it? (lazysoci.al)

submitted 1 year ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Otherwise the raptors cancel and you just get velocity.

I mean, yes? Weren’t they super fast?

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They seemed fast, but it's just because they worked in packs, so the one that got you was there the whole time.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Clever girl.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Nothing personnel, kid.

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