▲ 387 ▼ GitHub Actions radicalized me (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by carrylex@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 37 comments fedilink hide all child comments Context: https://github.com/orgs/community/discussions/44490
[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 85 points 1 year ago (4 children) You work somewhere where the tests don't always fail??? permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 year ago (1 child) Ha, losers - tests can't fail if you don't have any tests. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Why write tests when you should be writing more features the business needs now but will never use? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Auth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago a bug? No problem we will just fix it in the next release. loop for eternity. permalink fedilink source parent [–] paequ2@lemmy.today 20 points 1 year ago (1 child) Have you tried rerunning them all day until they pass? 😄 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jupdown@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago Would you look at that - the pipeline is green now! Quick everybody, merge your stuff while it's stable (/s) (sadly a true story tho) permalink fedilink source parent [–] carrylex@lemmy.world [S] 16 points 1 year ago* You just guessed my job lol permalink fedilink source parent [–] decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago* (1 child) I mean what's the point of your test if they fail. It's already bad enough that one of our test is flacky. To be fair I am working in a company that does a lot of system safety and a lot of our stuff isn't just tested, it's mathematicaly proven. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) Shit! You got deadlines, and managers or customers piling in? Yeah, they don’t pass, but who cares! The code works….probably! Ship it! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago LG2M ✅ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 year ago (1 child) Ha, losers - tests can't fail if you don't have any tests. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Why write tests when you should be writing more features the business needs now but will never use? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Auth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago a bug? No problem we will just fix it in the next release. loop for eternity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Why write tests when you should be writing more features the business needs now but will never use? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Auth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago a bug? No problem we will just fix it in the next release. loop for eternity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Auth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago a bug? No problem we will just fix it in the next release. loop for eternity. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 20 points 1 year ago (1 child) Have you tried rerunning them all day until they pass? 😄 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jupdown@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago Would you look at that - the pipeline is green now! Quick everybody, merge your stuff while it's stable (/s) (sadly a true story tho) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jupdown@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago Would you look at that - the pipeline is green now! Quick everybody, merge your stuff while it's stable (/s) (sadly a true story tho) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] carrylex@lemmy.world [S] 16 points 1 year ago* You just guessed my job lol permalink fedilink source parent
[–] decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago* (1 child) I mean what's the point of your test if they fail. It's already bad enough that one of our test is flacky. To be fair I am working in a company that does a lot of system safety and a lot of our stuff isn't just tested, it's mathematicaly proven. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) Shit! You got deadlines, and managers or customers piling in? Yeah, they don’t pass, but who cares! The code works….probably! Ship it! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago LG2M ✅ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) Shit! You got deadlines, and managers or customers piling in? Yeah, they don’t pass, but who cares! The code works….probably! Ship it! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago LG2M ✅ permalink fedilink source parent
