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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 162 points 1 year ago (2 children) How to order a hamburger that's mostly spit permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Juicy permalink fedilink source parent [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (2 children) As if they aren't already. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 43 points 1 year ago (1 child) Jeepers, your idea of your average hospitality worker is pretty dark permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child) I was implying that the meat® is from all of the animal... Also, I spent over two decades in the food industry (US, EU, etc.). Ask me for stories — if you don't ever want to eat at any restaurants ever again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yeah but lips and anuses aren't spit, I think OP was implying that if you attempted what is listed about the kitchen staff are going to make sure the contents of their sinuses form the main protein of your burger. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -13 points 1 year ago* (3 children) Yes, and animal fluids, et al, are not generally accounted for in the minds of those that consume said products. For instance, are you aware of the "acceptable" volume of fecal matter in "fast food" ingredients? 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes, and fecal matter on food (meat or otherwise) has been the norm for all of human history. We just have ways of measuring it now and make rules about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 year ago (1 child) That's a very generous way of excusing corpo lobbying for barely-edible standards. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's not hard to find actual instances of food standards problems. This just isn't one of them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago Yeah, "fast food" has no standards to speak of, and that's clearly not a problem. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago I'm not going to say I've thought about it but I would expect it's defined for a lot of countries (I'd be more worried if it wasn't deck ed) and I'm going to assume in most cases it aligns with the regulation of fecal matter levels for other foods .. unless a lobby group has convinced the relevant government body that they are mitigating it with some process like bleaching (also not great). But on the whole I would expect fast food meat to have the same acceptable level of fecal matter as mushrooms. Whether the level is a problem is going to depend on your country .. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Soulg@ani.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) Boy wait until you find out what manure is permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago You're gonna love the etymology of "awful", neighbor. 🤓 permalink fedilink source parent [–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago They don't have the time or hydration to do that to every order. They have to save that for the special customers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago (2 children) As if they aren't already. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 43 points 1 year ago (1 child) Jeepers, your idea of your average hospitality worker is pretty dark permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child) I was implying that the meat® is from all of the animal... Also, I spent over two decades in the food industry (US, EU, etc.). Ask me for stories — if you don't ever want to eat at any restaurants ever again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yeah but lips and anuses aren't spit, I think OP was implying that if you attempted what is listed about the kitchen staff are going to make sure the contents of their sinuses form the main protein of your burger. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -13 points 1 year ago* (3 children) Yes, and animal fluids, et al, are not generally accounted for in the minds of those that consume said products. For instance, are you aware of the "acceptable" volume of fecal matter in "fast food" ingredients? 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes, and fecal matter on food (meat or otherwise) has been the norm for all of human history. We just have ways of measuring it now and make rules about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 year ago (1 child) That's a very generous way of excusing corpo lobbying for barely-edible standards. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's not hard to find actual instances of food standards problems. This just isn't one of them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago Yeah, "fast food" has no standards to speak of, and that's clearly not a problem. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago I'm not going to say I've thought about it but I would expect it's defined for a lot of countries (I'd be more worried if it wasn't deck ed) and I'm going to assume in most cases it aligns with the regulation of fecal matter levels for other foods .. unless a lobby group has convinced the relevant government body that they are mitigating it with some process like bleaching (also not great). But on the whole I would expect fast food meat to have the same acceptable level of fecal matter as mushrooms. Whether the level is a problem is going to depend on your country .. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Soulg@ani.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) Boy wait until you find out what manure is permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago You're gonna love the etymology of "awful", neighbor. 🤓 permalink fedilink source parent [–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago They don't have the time or hydration to do that to every order. They have to save that for the special customers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 43 points 1 year ago (1 child) Jeepers, your idea of your average hospitality worker is pretty dark permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child) I was implying that the meat® is from all of the animal... Also, I spent over two decades in the food industry (US, EU, etc.). Ask me for stories — if you don't ever want to eat at any restaurants ever again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yeah but lips and anuses aren't spit, I think OP was implying that if you attempted what is listed about the kitchen staff are going to make sure the contents of their sinuses form the main protein of your burger. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -13 points 1 year ago* (3 children) Yes, and animal fluids, et al, are not generally accounted for in the minds of those that consume said products. For instance, are you aware of the "acceptable" volume of fecal matter in "fast food" ingredients? 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes, and fecal matter on food (meat or otherwise) has been the norm for all of human history. We just have ways of measuring it now and make rules about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 year ago (1 child) That's a very generous way of excusing corpo lobbying for barely-edible standards. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's not hard to find actual instances of food standards problems. This just isn't one of them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago Yeah, "fast food" has no standards to speak of, and that's clearly not a problem. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago I'm not going to say I've thought about it but I would expect it's defined for a lot of countries (I'd be more worried if it wasn't deck ed) and I'm going to assume in most cases it aligns with the regulation of fecal matter levels for other foods .. unless a lobby group has convinced the relevant government body that they are mitigating it with some process like bleaching (also not great). But on the whole I would expect fast food meat to have the same acceptable level of fecal matter as mushrooms. Whether the level is a problem is going to depend on your country .. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Soulg@ani.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) Boy wait until you find out what manure is permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago You're gonna love the etymology of "awful", neighbor. 🤓 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (1 child) I was implying that the meat® is from all of the animal... Also, I spent over two decades in the food industry (US, EU, etc.). Ask me for stories — if you don't ever want to eat at any restaurants ever again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yeah but lips and anuses aren't spit, I think OP was implying that if you attempted what is listed about the kitchen staff are going to make sure the contents of their sinuses form the main protein of your burger. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -13 points 1 year ago* (3 children) Yes, and animal fluids, et al, are not generally accounted for in the minds of those that consume said products. For instance, are you aware of the "acceptable" volume of fecal matter in "fast food" ingredients? 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes, and fecal matter on food (meat or otherwise) has been the norm for all of human history. We just have ways of measuring it now and make rules about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 year ago (1 child) That's a very generous way of excusing corpo lobbying for barely-edible standards. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's not hard to find actual instances of food standards problems. This just isn't one of them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago Yeah, "fast food" has no standards to speak of, and that's clearly not a problem. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago I'm not going to say I've thought about it but I would expect it's defined for a lot of countries (I'd be more worried if it wasn't deck ed) and I'm going to assume in most cases it aligns with the regulation of fecal matter levels for other foods .. unless a lobby group has convinced the relevant government body that they are mitigating it with some process like bleaching (also not great). But on the whole I would expect fast food meat to have the same acceptable level of fecal matter as mushrooms. Whether the level is a problem is going to depend on your country .. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Soulg@ani.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) Boy wait until you find out what manure is permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago You're gonna love the etymology of "awful", neighbor. 🤓 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yeah but lips and anuses aren't spit, I think OP was implying that if you attempted what is listed about the kitchen staff are going to make sure the contents of their sinuses form the main protein of your burger. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -13 points 1 year ago* (3 children) Yes, and animal fluids, et al, are not generally accounted for in the minds of those that consume said products. For instance, are you aware of the "acceptable" volume of fecal matter in "fast food" ingredients? 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes, and fecal matter on food (meat or otherwise) has been the norm for all of human history. We just have ways of measuring it now and make rules about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 year ago (1 child) That's a very generous way of excusing corpo lobbying for barely-edible standards. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's not hard to find actual instances of food standards problems. This just isn't one of them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago Yeah, "fast food" has no standards to speak of, and that's clearly not a problem. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago I'm not going to say I've thought about it but I would expect it's defined for a lot of countries (I'd be more worried if it wasn't deck ed) and I'm going to assume in most cases it aligns with the regulation of fecal matter levels for other foods .. unless a lobby group has convinced the relevant government body that they are mitigating it with some process like bleaching (also not great). But on the whole I would expect fast food meat to have the same acceptable level of fecal matter as mushrooms. Whether the level is a problem is going to depend on your country .. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Soulg@ani.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) Boy wait until you find out what manure is permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago You're gonna love the etymology of "awful", neighbor. 🤓 permalink fedilink source parent
[+] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -13 points 1 year ago* (3 children) Yes, and animal fluids, et al, are not generally accounted for in the minds of those that consume said products. For instance, are you aware of the "acceptable" volume of fecal matter in "fast food" ingredients? 🤔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes, and fecal matter on food (meat or otherwise) has been the norm for all of human history. We just have ways of measuring it now and make rules about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 year ago (1 child) That's a very generous way of excusing corpo lobbying for barely-edible standards. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's not hard to find actual instances of food standards problems. This just isn't one of them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago Yeah, "fast food" has no standards to speak of, and that's clearly not a problem. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago I'm not going to say I've thought about it but I would expect it's defined for a lot of countries (I'd be more worried if it wasn't deck ed) and I'm going to assume in most cases it aligns with the regulation of fecal matter levels for other foods .. unless a lobby group has convinced the relevant government body that they are mitigating it with some process like bleaching (also not great). But on the whole I would expect fast food meat to have the same acceptable level of fecal matter as mushrooms. Whether the level is a problem is going to depend on your country .. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Soulg@ani.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) Boy wait until you find out what manure is permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago You're gonna love the etymology of "awful", neighbor. 🤓 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yes, and fecal matter on food (meat or otherwise) has been the norm for all of human history. We just have ways of measuring it now and make rules about it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 year ago (1 child) That's a very generous way of excusing corpo lobbying for barely-edible standards. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's not hard to find actual instances of food standards problems. This just isn't one of them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago Yeah, "fast food" has no standards to speak of, and that's clearly not a problem. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 year ago (1 child) That's a very generous way of excusing corpo lobbying for barely-edible standards. 😅 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's not hard to find actual instances of food standards problems. This just isn't one of them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago Yeah, "fast food" has no standards to speak of, and that's clearly not a problem. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's not hard to find actual instances of food standards problems. This just isn't one of them. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago Yeah, "fast food" has no standards to speak of, and that's clearly not a problem. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago Yeah, "fast food" has no standards to speak of, and that's clearly not a problem. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago I'm not going to say I've thought about it but I would expect it's defined for a lot of countries (I'd be more worried if it wasn't deck ed) and I'm going to assume in most cases it aligns with the regulation of fecal matter levels for other foods .. unless a lobby group has convinced the relevant government body that they are mitigating it with some process like bleaching (also not great). But on the whole I would expect fast food meat to have the same acceptable level of fecal matter as mushrooms. Whether the level is a problem is going to depend on your country .. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Soulg@ani.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) Boy wait until you find out what manure is permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago You're gonna love the etymology of "awful", neighbor. 🤓 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago You're gonna love the etymology of "awful", neighbor. 🤓 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago They don't have the time or hydration to do that to every order. They have to save that for the special customers. permalink fedilink source parent