▲ 1050 ▼ Jedi must live by a code (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/starwarsmemes@lemmy.world 105 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] kaitco@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago (6 children) Child endangerment is the Jedi way. That’s why they are given laser swords that can cut through anything at age six! permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] sundray@lemmus.org 47 points 1 year ago (3 children) they are given laser swords You mean those kids didn't go through the Jedi ritual of constructing their own lightsabers? What has happened to our cherished traditions?! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] teft@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 child) Palps strip mined Ilum so it's probably better that we don't send younglings there any more. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago Ah yes because Dantooine and it's fucked up dark side giant cave spiders is so much better. permalink fedilink source parent [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago Disney happened, that's what. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dormedas@lemmy.dormedas.com 7 points 1 year ago* At least before the fall of the republic, it was apparently common for Jedi Padawans to be locked in a cave to face a trial against their deepest fear to get a Kyber Crystal to even make their lightsaber in the first place. If they failed to conquer their fear, they died. Edit: apparently they don’t die per se, but are meant to believe they will and also if they fail, they might be stuck there. It’s weird and still not ethical permalink fedilink source parent [–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 child) You want those younglings to be defenseless against the Jedi that kill them with their laser sword? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 child) The only thing that can stop a bad Jedi with a laser sword is a good Jedi with a laser sword permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago What about a medium jedi with a bunch of Jim's Cole Slaw permalink fedilink source parent [–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago Don’t forget blindfolding them while they use their laser swords permalink fedilink source parent [–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago Training swords! They just sting like a bitch. They don’t make their own until well later. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tarqon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) Anything aged six too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Hey oooooooooo permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 47 points 1 year ago (3 children) they are given laser swords You mean those kids didn't go through the Jedi ritual of constructing their own lightsabers? What has happened to our cherished traditions?! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] teft@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 child) Palps strip mined Ilum so it's probably better that we don't send younglings there any more. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago Ah yes because Dantooine and it's fucked up dark side giant cave spiders is so much better. permalink fedilink source parent [–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago Disney happened, that's what. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dormedas@lemmy.dormedas.com 7 points 1 year ago* At least before the fall of the republic, it was apparently common for Jedi Padawans to be locked in a cave to face a trial against their deepest fear to get a Kyber Crystal to even make their lightsaber in the first place. If they failed to conquer their fear, they died. Edit: apparently they don’t die per se, but are meant to believe they will and also if they fail, they might be stuck there. It’s weird and still not ethical permalink fedilink source parent
[–] teft@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 child) Palps strip mined Ilum so it's probably better that we don't send younglings there any more. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago Ah yes because Dantooine and it's fucked up dark side giant cave spiders is so much better. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago Ah yes because Dantooine and it's fucked up dark side giant cave spiders is so much better. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago Disney happened, that's what. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dormedas@lemmy.dormedas.com 7 points 1 year ago* At least before the fall of the republic, it was apparently common for Jedi Padawans to be locked in a cave to face a trial against their deepest fear to get a Kyber Crystal to even make their lightsaber in the first place. If they failed to conquer their fear, they died. Edit: apparently they don’t die per se, but are meant to believe they will and also if they fail, they might be stuck there. It’s weird and still not ethical permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 child) You want those younglings to be defenseless against the Jedi that kill them with their laser sword? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 child) The only thing that can stop a bad Jedi with a laser sword is a good Jedi with a laser sword permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago What about a medium jedi with a bunch of Jim's Cole Slaw permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 child) The only thing that can stop a bad Jedi with a laser sword is a good Jedi with a laser sword permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago What about a medium jedi with a bunch of Jim's Cole Slaw permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago What about a medium jedi with a bunch of Jim's Cole Slaw permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago Don’t forget blindfolding them while they use their laser swords permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago Training swords! They just sting like a bitch. They don’t make their own until well later. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tarqon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) Anything aged six too! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Hey oooooooooo permalink fedilink source parent