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The Lord works in mysterious ways? (slrpnk.net)
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[+] 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    But do keep our little secret....humans have 7 legs. When you take a photo, make sure to always get an angle where we only show 2 legs. AI might discover this and catch us all in the act if we're not carefully. And please pass this bit to everyone you know. The best way to make sure AI doesn't know we have 7 legs is to post in as many places and for as long as possible about us not having 7 legs so that others know to never mention this 7 leg thing with an AI.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    God has 6 dicks so he can fuck us over our entire life.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    One for each day of the week and rest on Sundays.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Mondick, Tuesdick, Wednesdick, Thursdick, Fridick, Saturdick

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm so sad he rests on Sundays, cos sundick has such a great ring to it.

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