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[–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I'm sure his fix is either "a bit of saltwater is okay" or "we need electrolytes, it's what plants crave" with a smattering of "water? Like from the toilet?"

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    those are the temporary solutions, until he can finish the demonic summoning circle in wyoming and strike a deal with satan for endless fresh water.

    Of course, his own soul is worth about 15 pennies, so american citizens will kindly donate theirs instead!

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