▲ 1338 ▼ Excel logic (lemmy.ml) submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 139 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 92 points 1 year ago (2 children) January second for the Yanks. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago (4 children) What, Medium/Small/Large order seems off to you?? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) You're assuming that I'm not a Yank? Let me tell you, I can Yank with the best of them, and I do! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children) I usually do mine solitarily. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago Usually. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Sounds like you're walking a metaphorical minefield permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago Occasionally, he does mine with others. permalink fedilink source parent [–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Look bud, you can't call it "February second" in conversation, write it down as "Second February" in writing, and then get mad at us Yanks about it. Pick a lane. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago No, you misunderstand. I'm in America. But ISO 8601 standard 4 Life! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Peffse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago 12/31/9999 permalink fedilink source parent [+] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Oh, so THAT'S why they brought Excel into this! I didn't make the connection and just thought Excel would even consider a glass of water a date. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) A human artist might have said "1/2 full" instead of "half full" but LLMs don't understand jokes so there's no hope they'll be able to make the joke easier permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Oh my god. Jesus christ. I was thinking, "nah, that seems nitpicky, I'm sure a real person could write either." But that is the entire setup for the punchline. I'm gonna rip my hair out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 points 1 year ago (4 children) What, Medium/Small/Large order seems off to you?? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) You're assuming that I'm not a Yank? Let me tell you, I can Yank with the best of them, and I do! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children) I usually do mine solitarily. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago Usually. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Sounds like you're walking a metaphorical minefield permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago Occasionally, he does mine with others. permalink fedilink source parent [–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Look bud, you can't call it "February second" in conversation, write it down as "Second February" in writing, and then get mad at us Yanks about it. Pick a lane. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago No, you misunderstand. I'm in America. But ISO 8601 standard 4 Life! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Peffse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago 12/31/9999 permalink fedilink source parent [+] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 1 year ago (1 child) You're assuming that I'm not a Yank? Let me tell you, I can Yank with the best of them, and I do! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children) I usually do mine solitarily. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago Usually. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Sounds like you're walking a metaphorical minefield permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago Occasionally, he does mine with others. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children) I usually do mine solitarily. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 1 year ago Usually. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Sounds like you're walking a metaphorical minefield permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago Occasionally, he does mine with others. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Sounds like you're walking a metaphorical minefield permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago Occasionally, he does mine with others. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 1 year ago Occasionally, he does mine with others. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Look bud, you can't call it "February second" in conversation, write it down as "Second February" in writing, and then get mad at us Yanks about it. Pick a lane. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago No, you misunderstand. I'm in America. But ISO 8601 standard 4 Life! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago No, you misunderstand. I'm in America. But ISO 8601 standard 4 Life! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) Oh, so THAT'S why they brought Excel into this! I didn't make the connection and just thought Excel would even consider a glass of water a date. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) A human artist might have said "1/2 full" instead of "half full" but LLMs don't understand jokes so there's no hope they'll be able to make the joke easier permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Oh my god. Jesus christ. I was thinking, "nah, that seems nitpicky, I'm sure a real person could write either." But that is the entire setup for the punchline. I'm gonna rip my hair out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) A human artist might have said "1/2 full" instead of "half full" but LLMs don't understand jokes so there's no hope they'll be able to make the joke easier permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Oh my god. Jesus christ. I was thinking, "nah, that seems nitpicky, I'm sure a real person could write either." But that is the entire setup for the punchline. I'm gonna rip my hair out. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Oh my god. Jesus christ. I was thinking, "nah, that seems nitpicky, I'm sure a real person could write either." But that is the entire setup for the punchline. I'm gonna rip my hair out. permalink fedilink source parent
